Last night was a nightmare for poor Lala. After a long day of meetings, reports, and back-to-back Zoom calls, all she wanted was a peaceful night of sleep. But peace was not part of the plan. Instead, her night was filled with thunderous snoring—coming from none other than CEO Kien!
Yes, the boss himself was snoring like a chainsaw in the next room during the company retreat. It started slowly, with a few light noises that Lala hoped would go away. But by midnight, the snoring had reached a level that sounded like a bear was growling through a megaphone.
Lala tried everything: earplugs, soft music, even burying her head under a pillow. Nothing worked. Every time she closed her eyes, another deep, rumbling snore echoed through the walls.
By 3 a.m., she was pacing the hallway, texting her friend angrily: “Why is our CEO louder than a rock concert?! 😡”
The next morning, CEO Kien walked into breakfast looking fresh and happy. Lala? She looked like a panda—dark circles and all.
When someone asked how she slept, Lala forced a smile and replied, “Like a baby. A very angry baby that didn’t sleep at all.”
Let this be a reminder: if you’re planning a team retreat, maybe don’t put the boss in the room next to the lightest sleeper. And maybe—just maybe—gift the CEO a snore-reducing pillow.
